We are dinky. For now. We are working out of our living room and are composed of one employee. So when I say "we" I am either being optimistic or I am putting on airs. Whatever.
Our living room is located in lovely Portland, Oregon in the lovely United States of America. Last December it snowed - not the normal big fat sloppy wet Portland snowflakes. This time it was real snow and it stuck. Currently it is raining, which is what Portland weather do. This past December (2015) was the wettest on record for the Portland area and many other parts of the Pacific Northwest. Apparently it was wetter than wet.
On our package it says "Hand-crafted in Portland, Oregon, U.S.A. by real, live artsy liberals". As long as I am the only employee all of that will continue to be true. Hopefully I will have to change the packaging soon because I want to hire new employees and dictating how one's employees think is not cool.